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unfollowfriday:

leaving the house with new clothes on

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assholedisney:

I strongly identify with wood elves because I too like to drink wine and talk about how men are failing

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moriarty:

what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt

Wait there are toilets like that?

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what an incredible experience it must be

im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt

please keep that 3000 miles away from my butt

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spork:

I hate when I’m in class, working on my personal writing and someone leans over and goes “WHat R U wRITing” like your eulogy if you don’t back the fuck up you soggy lampshade 

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the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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